And jokes
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Memes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.