And jokes

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...

Man, I love working at an orphanage.

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.

I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

An outlaw is wanted.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.