And jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.