And jokes

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.

Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

What's long, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."