And jokes
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Memes
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I donโt hear people say Iโm a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.