And jokes
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Memes
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.