And jokes

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."