And jokes
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Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Memes
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Whatβs the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you wonβt find a 5.7l v8.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. ππππππππππππLol
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!