And jokes

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?

Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.

Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.

Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.

The end.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.