And jokes
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Memes
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Whatβs the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.