And jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

A dog gets adopted.

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?

What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.