And jokes

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?

Answer: You can unscrew the nail.

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!