And jokes

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

What begins in F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?

Bunny hair.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

A dog gets adopted.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."