And jokes

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What do plus a nut and a pee make?

Pee-nuts.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.