And jokes

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?

Answer: You can unscrew the nail.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.