And jokes

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What do plus a nut and a pee make?

Pee-nuts.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The face you make when you nail them.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.