And jokes
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Memes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.