Ancient History jokes
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
