Ancient History

Ancient History jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

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Roman

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

    Dinosaur

    What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.

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    GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more

    GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more