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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

This. Is. Sparta

A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.

Porn

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Pyramid

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a clear sky with the Eiffel Tower in the center. Flying in the sky are several pyramid shaped flying saucers. The text on the image says: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:"

Pyramid

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Ring

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

Egyptian

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a person's face looking confused, with a statue of an Egyptian figure in the background. Overlay text says 'imagine getting jumped by sum egyptians and one of em says' followed by a line of Egyptian hieroglyphs. There is also a small watermark in the bottom right corner.

Camel

Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

This is in a book I’m reading

The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."

Tablet

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A surreal digital collage. A hand holds a silver Motorola Razr flip phone where the screen and keypad are replaced with ancient cuneiform script. In the background, a Mesopotamian ziggurat stands under a blue sky. Concentric blue circles radiate from the phone like signal waves. To the right, a crying child's face is partially morphed with the face of an ancient Sumerian statue.

Hunting

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A painting depicts ancient people engaged in hunting and gathering activities in a rural landscape. In the foreground, a man with a tool on his shoulder walks with a dog. In the background, other figures are working near thatched huts and animals like cows and pigs. Overlaid on the left side of the image is a smartphone screen displaying a scene from "Family Guy" where Peter, Meg, and Brian are playing a board game. Text on the phone screen reads "20 Funny Scenes", "Family Guy", "animation", and "Disney". A black bar at the top of the image contains the text "hunting and gathering boring ahh hell".

River

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A comparison meme using the Swole Doge vs. Cheems format. On the left, a blue-tinted Cheems wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress represents the Nile, saying timidly that it might flood slightly more or less than usual. On the right, a large, muscular Swole Doge in a traditional Chinese robe represents the Yellow River, aggressively stating that it will shift its course by 800 kilometers, kill millions, and destroy dynasties.

Hairline

Kobe · 4 years ago

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

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