Ancient History jokes
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."