Anatomy

Anatomy Jokes

Butthole

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

Boob

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Tumor

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

Woman

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

Brain

I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

Sex

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Circumcision

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

Pupil

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

God

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Boob

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.