A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.
Why are nuts on boys
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
