America jokes
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.