America jokes
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
My life.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.