America jokes
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
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What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.