America jokes

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.