New America Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

Why did the clock out the library?

It tocked to much

Nobody:

The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:

tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

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I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.

What’s the difference from me a a gay person? You

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch

hell o america

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives