America jokes
Bald Eagle.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Hello, America!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
ABBaS.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Make America hate again.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha