I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why am i dumb? Because I’m dumb
aming uf
The bully: your gay
The nerd: I am
The bully: yea
The nerd: than what are u
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
i am a joke
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Lionel- Leona please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song Leona - but I love my song right Fuzzy Fuzzy Bear- I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song - Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel Lionel- AHHHHHHH
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
“What’s your name?”
“Am erica”
“No i asked for your name, not your country”
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
