Alzheimers jokes

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

Why did you say not to?

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!