I forgot the joke
I love you
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
lol I keep stealing my dad's medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Why did you say not to
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
you.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
