Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
what do orphans get when they go to a bank alone
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
What do you call an orphans family reunion?
Alone time
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man that was one alone family photo.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
