What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! đ But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesnât change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do you call an orphans family reunion?
Alone time
