Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
