All jokes

It's all fun and games until they start dancing.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.