All jokes
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Memes
All these jokes are all plane.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
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Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.