I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
All Jokes
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
