All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
All Jokes
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
All these jokes are all plane.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
