What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
All Jokes
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
All Nepali love momos.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
