You're all gay. HEHEHE!
All Jokes
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
