Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
