All jokes
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Memes
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasnβt all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I hate my jobβall I do is crush cans all day. Itβs soda pressing.