All jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Memes
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.