I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
All Jokes
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
