All jokes
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who donβt talk about the following, go die!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Memes
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he canβt stand up for himself.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! Itβs rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why canβt you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because theyβll steal all the green cards.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.