Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
All Jokes
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
Theyβd probably get shellshocked, wasnβt it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, Iβm headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
"I love you with all my heart."
All (DYM 93).
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? π (Itβs all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
