All jokes

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Your life. That's all.

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!