And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
All Jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
