All jokes
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Memes
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
All y'all weird af.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.