I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
do you know wut fortnite before season 2 chapter 3/ they put the foundation/the rock in the water wher aliens were that season
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
DAM U LOOK OUT OF THIS WORLD BECAUSE U GOT A BIG HEAD LIKE A ALIEN
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
