Lesbos jokes

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.