Lesbos jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.