Lesbos jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.