Lesbos jokes

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.