Akbar jokes
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Allah akbar.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.