Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
what do Afghanistan people love about bombs there black and go off
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
