Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
What did the taliban say to the afghan? Nothing, they blew him up.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
what do Afghanistan people love about bombs there black and go off
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
