What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.