Aed jokes
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.