Aed jokes
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.