Aed jokes
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
A... B... Sea?
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!