Aed jokes
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
My mom left me at a very young age.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
A treatment joke.
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When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3