Aed Jokes

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus.

What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?". The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!".

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

There was a kidnapping at school.

Don't worry, he woke up.

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman

Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".