Aed jokes
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lollipop?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.